i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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