Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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