...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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