I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
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