She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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