i think i have herpe
just one?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
