so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I wish i was in the wii world.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
