but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my sisters under your porch take her home
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Rumble strips road head = magical
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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