47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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