But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
i came on her dog
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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