I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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