no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Randomize
