whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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