32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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