So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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