so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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