CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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