Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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