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I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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