I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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