Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Two words: blizzard sex
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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