She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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