Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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