Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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