i jhust puked up my retainher.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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