Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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