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I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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