is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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