sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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