I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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