On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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