Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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