Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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