His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
he puts the penis in happiness.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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