so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So. Much. Porn.
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