you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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