Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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