When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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