that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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