i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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