He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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