Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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