girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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