What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Pappa wants mamma naked
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize