operation have a gay friend backfired
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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