Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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