So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
its not stalking. its research.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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