He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You were trust falling into bushes
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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