i just had sex bonerless
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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