i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize