i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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