I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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