I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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