Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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