found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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