thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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